Yeah that whole clicking and reading is such a drain. Why can't I have a courier just drive to my house with all the answers I need? What with typing and then moving my eyes 1 degree to the right to read something...I need to rest.
Perhaps your head would explode if you had to pick up a book, turn the pages to the area of the word you're looking for, then scan up and down the page to find it. Should we call you when they develop a direct fibre link to the brain? The you wont need to even type or open your eyes and move the eyeballs...in fact, you wont even have to get out of bed. We'll send a nurse to lift you a couple of times a day and put a clean bedpan under you.
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Yeah that whole clicking and reading is such a drain. Why can't I have a courier just drive to my house with all the answers I need? What with typing and then moving my eyes 1 degree to the right to read something...I need to rest.Perhaps your head would explode if you had to pick up a book, turn the pages to the area of the word you're looking for, then scan up and down the page to find it. Should we call you when they develop a direct fibre link to the brain? The you wont need to even type or open your eyes and move the eyeballs...in fact, you wont even have to get out of bed. We'll send a nurse to lift you a couple of times a day and put a clean bedpan under you.
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Saturday, October 03 2009 @ 12:04 PM PDT