Remember when you were a kid and laid all your toys/comic books/records/what-have-you out on the floor so you could just sit there and look at them until your mom saw what you were doing and made you pick them up and put them away? Delicious Library aims to recreate that experience for lonely nerds who never grew out of this phase and have nothing better to do with their time than admire their collection of anime soundtracks and classic 80s television DVDs.

I personally own thousands of CDs. They sit on racks, in alphabetic order, and whenever I want to listen to one of them I walk over to the rack and pull it out. This takes an average of about 30 seconds to accomplish, but Wil Shipley thinks that's way too simple. I should run out and buy a webcam, hold every single CD up to it until it picks up the barcode and then let Delicious Monster slow my machine to an absolute crawl as it struggles to display pictures of virtual copies of the same CDs I'm holding right in my hand. What does this accomplish? Who benefits from this in any way? Why would you pay $40 to waste your own time doing anything this irrelevant?

Insert a picture of Wil Shipley's mid-life crisis sports car here.

Kudos to Omni for firing his useless, pill-popping fanny.