Look no further if you're a fan of terrible graphics, stagnant gameplay, mind-numbingly slow skill progression, and hostile admins. You'll find all that and more combined here, rolled inside a crappy piece of flash animation!

And if you really love terrible graphics, stagnant gameplay, slow progression, and hostile admins, then I recommend paying the $25 (surprise! Not full featured unless you pay!) to support the developer, who is reportedly a reclusive wannabe failed rockstar, so you may then enjoy such amazing features as the ability to broadcast to other players.

If you run this on a mac, beware because it will push your processor for everything it's got, making it very hot, which is amazing since the gameplay and graphics are worst than most Atari 2600 roms.