I've worked with radioactive isotopes that were more stable!
Ba-da-BING!
It crashes more often than the high-hat on an eight-year old's drum set!
*rimshot*
It's got bigger bugs than my ex's old apartment!
*applause*
It fails more often than Nigerian investment schemes!
*groans*

But seriously, I'm going to keep using it because it's already better than any other DC client, and will only improve. And I'll be overjoyed once it stays up for more than 30 minutes under heavy loads.