Bones:"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a proof reader!"
... at least I'd like to be, Bones on Star Trek that is. That way I'd have had the best seat in the house for Shatner's oddly mesmerizing thespian stylings. Sadly I lost my ability to spell about the same time I took quantum mechanics during my undergrad physics studies. There just wasn't enough room in my brain. Something had to go.