Existing users, 
It could launch itself, then decide to quit, then restart and say something, then take it back and quit. Upon restart, it would ridicule iBush and then counter the Bushisms using Straw-man fallacies, of which an ample database could be provided for iKerry.
Isn't ridiculing politicians fun! :;
iBush
artificial oval office occupant simulator
Version: 2.4
How about an iKerry?
Feedback Type: Commentary
Contributed by: Phil St. Romain Wednesday, August 25 2004 @ 05:13 PM PDT
Product Platform: MacOSX
Used Product For: Have Not Tried
Recommend Product: NO
Comments
How about an iKerry? - Phil St. Romain
My comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously, Mr. Developer. If you want kudos for being so smart to write an app, fine. KUDOS!Are you sending any percentage of your royalties to Bush? That would be only fair, you know.
Wednesday, August 25 2004 @ 06:04 PM PDT
How about an iKerry? - eccparis
Uh, what royalties? The Developer specifically invites us to "buy a homeless person a meal". You think Bush would be interested in that? Oops, sorry I asked... ;-)Thursday, August 26 2004 @ 06:37 AM PDT
How about an iKerry? - Phil St. Romain
Nah, you're right. Bush hates homeless people. All he cares about is setting up the world so that Haliburton can make lots of money. ;)Thursday, August 26 2004 @ 08:49 AM PDT
How about an iKerry? - Hiram
Developer speaking: You are free to develop your very own iKerry.app. I'll even let you use the iBush code base for it, provided you release iKerry.app as open source beggarware, too.Reply to This
Wednesday, August 25 2004 @ 05:24 PM PDT