At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights nurtured by my Indesign, and I grew strong, I learned to live without such a bloated swine.

So now you're back, from outer space. I just logged on to find you here with that silly $mirk upon your face. I should have changed that stupid code, I should have sold your stupid key, if I knew for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Quark now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cuz you're not welcome in my computer anymore.

:-)