(Ahem) The Marmalade Wanker usually does not make public his opinions on pithy and pedestrian pursuits such as gaming on Mac OS X, but the quality of workmanship on Unreal Tournament 2003 impressed even this old, crusty codger. Since the Marmalade Wanker has actually set down his tea, and placed his aging hands on the keys to share his impressions, he urges your full attention for the remainder of this paragraph. The Marmalade Wanker is no randy rascal anymore, so the computer he used was "old" by comparison: PowerBook 667mhz with 768MB of RAM. Indeed, even on his "old" system, the Wanker was able to get decent quality gameplay by reducing many of the quality options (including sound and video settings). Sure, he occassionally had to push his glasses back up on his nose to take in the quality visuals, but he was--how do you Yanks say it?--"blown away" by what he saw. Your attention please: the Marmalade Wanker, clad in his traditional red sweater and courdoroys, stands up from his chair with some difficulty. He stands up straight, faces east, bows slightly and tips his hat towards the developers for whom deserve the credit. "Cheers!" he finally says, in a craggly crackle. A job well done, indeed.