Tess the Vampire is a 2D blood-gushing, placenta-eating Halloweeny game which is equal parts adventure, RPG and dungeon exploration. Tess is a vampire who must reunite with her dead girlfriend in the afterlife, and kill hundreds of living things on the way.
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HA.. have to love a "kids game" that has this on it's home page.
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"Tess the Vampire is a world of fun for kids of any age, and only contains 2 phrases with the word
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"Tess the Vampire is a world of fun for kids of any age, and only contains 2 phrases with the word
F**K
in them!"
But they don't use asterisks.