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Faith Converter

Faith Converter - 1.7

changes the religion of text

All Time: (4.0)
Version 1.7: (3.5)
Selected Version: 1.7
Release Date: 2004-11-14
License: Freeware
Downloads (version 1.7): 787
Downloads (all versions): 14,145
Price: Freeware

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Product Description:

Found an admirable tome but it's in praise of the wrong god? Faith Converter is a godsend for priests, vicars, rabbii and holy men of all descriptions. Preach next Sunday's sermon from the Vedas, Noble Eightfold Path, Torah or Das Kapital!

The premier theological plagiarism solution for OS X, Faith Converter converts text between twenty-seven different religions, encompassing Atheism, Biopsychosocialism, Buddhism, Christianity, Communism, Confucianism, Druidism, Falun Gong, Hinduism, Islam, Juche, Judaism, Keynesianism, Linux, MacEvangelism, Mahanism, Maoism, NIMBYism, Roman, Scientology, Shinto, Sikh, Stalinism, Taoism, Thatcherism, Trotskyism and Veganism.

Converted text can be copied, saved or printed.

Sample Conversions:

"Attend church at Christmas or else God will send you to Hell, with Satan, for not reading your Bible."
becomes:
"Attend collective farm #897 at Leninmas or else Dialetical Materialism will send you to the poverty-striken capitalist democracies, with abundant consumer goods, for not reading your Manifesto."

"If you are a true bodhisattva, you will also appreciate the insights into the Three Baskets (Tripitika) presented by the monk. Be warned not to be a heretic or sell your soul to Mao, as this usually ends badly."
converts from Buddhism to atheism as:
"If you are a true science-guy, you will also appreciate the insights into the Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief Systems of the World - Ptolemaic and Copernican presented by the scientist. Be warned not to be a religious nutter or sell your reticular formation to Pope Paul V, as this usually ends badly."

What's new in this version:

  • Two new religions: Veganism and Biopsychosocialism
  • An option to strip out HTML tags
  • Embiggened vocabulary
  • No Zerolink bugs!
  • Now distributed as a disk image to circumvent the archive problems some people were having

Operating System Requirements:

This product is designed to run on the following operating systems:

  • Mac OS X 10.3

Additional Requirements:

  • Mac OS X 10.3 or higher
  • Theoretically 10.1.5 or higher, but I don't know anyone with a 10.1 machine to test it on

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Feedback Summary:

Version 1.7:
Overall Rating: (3.5) Features: (3.0) Support: (4.5)
Ease of Use: (5.0) Quality / Stability: (4.5) Price: (5.0)
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Faith Converter ReviewGod I love this app. - Version: 2.2u, 1/7/2008 04:43PM PST

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rossgra
This is the best thing that has been invented since sliced bread, the printing press and the wheel. The fact that it is free makes it even better. Does what it says and allows the user to make sense of the world too. Definately a 5 star app.
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Faith Converter CommentaryMissed Target Group - Version: 2.2u, 12/16/2007 06:24AM PST

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bratdaddy
If you can get this into the hands of our NJ politicians you can probably sell 2000 licenses at about $10k each.
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Faith Converter CommentaryHm... - Version: 2.2u, 12/15/2007 12:48PM PST

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Clams McShrew
If everyone in the world had a facsimile this app running 24/7
to filter and translate all incoming communication into the jargon of their preference,
I think world peace might actually become possible.
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