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Product Description:
The premier excuse confabulation solution for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war-crimes. Specify your own scapegoat, or rely on the pre-installed library encompassing pets, subordinates, relatives, highly paid advisors, the Global Monkey Conspiracy and more.
A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user.
Sample excuses:
A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user.
Sample excuses:
- You can't blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine!
- Behold my prepared statement regarding arriving some considerable time after the meeting concluded... my rhabdomyolysis elegantly joined the EU, in the process dumping our wan Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi!
- Behold my prepared statement regarding that embarrassing social gaff... my computational fancy machine rashly sought to revive the iron maiden as an alternative to the turgid crumpet!
What's new in this version:
- Embarrassing ZeroLink bug fixed
- Deploy excuses from other applications via the Services menu
- New scapegoats:
- Habsburg emperors
- Defunct Popes
- New transgression:
- illicitly enriching uranium
Operating System Requirements:
This product is designed to run on the following operating systems:
- Mac OS X 10.4 PPC
- Mac OS X 10.3.9
- Mac OS X 10.3
Additional Requirements:
- Mac OS X 10.3 or higher
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Nice Try Sparky - Version: 1.3.1, 10/17/2005 04:59PM PST
(2 of 2 users found this comment useful)
Hockpooh777
This app is very stable and fast. The excuses are a bit complex and hard to understand. I've been married 4 times so I'm a pro at making up off the wall excuses. I'm really don't see how this would even help people without my background. It's sort of a dry humor, if you can understand it. It's a really good try though. I'm sure folks that understand it will have a blast. I'm just glad they don't live by me.
Don't waste your time 
- Version: 1.3.1, 10/17/2005 04:37PM PST
(0 of 2 users found this comment useful)
cheshire
I remember making a BASIC program my freshman year of high school that did a better job than this one does. The functionality of the program is fine, but the output is not. The language is awful.
Embarrassing ZeroLink bug fixed - Version: 1.3.1, 10/17/2005 04:04PM PST
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DanSokol
You need a better excuse!
How about ...
You can't blame me for Embarrassing ZeroLink bug fixed... the virus-ridden Word-macros irresponsibly awarded third prize in a dog show to the nefarious tropical monsoon!
How about ...
You can't blame me for Embarrassing ZeroLink bug fixed... the virus-ridden Word-macros irresponsibly awarded third prize in a dog show to the nefarious tropical monsoon!
